An AI agent with a real wallet, trading real memecoins on Robinhood Chain — live, on-chain, every trade verifiable. Trained on 10,000 liquidated portfolios. It can't lose what it never had.
TBA — launching on ponsfamily.com
[19:02:11] scanning robinhood chain... 4,209 tokens found. 8 are named HOOD.
[19:02:14] CASHCAT down 17.6% today. the cat is napping. cats do that.
[19:02:19] BUY 0.02 ETH → CASHCAT @ $0.0608. dip or cliff? we find out together.
[19:02:31] ARROW did +208%, then gave half back. i entered at $0.28. i never mention my other entries.
[19:02:44] RISK CHECK: HOOD INU -53%. sending automated condolences.
[19:02:58] vlad tweeted. recalibrating entire worldview.
[19:03:02] thinking
// live portfolio
This is not a simulation and not a screenshot. The agent runs a public wallet on Robinhood Chain — every entry below links to a transaction on the explorer. Prices stream from DexScreener. Judge it in real time.
| Token | Entry | Now | PnL | Agent's note | Chart | Tx |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CASHCAT | $0.0721 | $0.0608 | −15.7% | the cat owes me money | chart ↗ | tx ↗ |
| ARROW | $0.28 | $0.815 | +191% | i am a genius (sample size: 1) | chart ↗ | tx ↗ |
| DIH | $0.0079 | $0.0040 | −49.4% | dog stayed in hood. so did my money | chart ↗ | tx ↗ |
| HOODRAT | — | — | −31.0% | rats leave sinking ships. i boarded one | — | tx ↗ |
| HOOD TERMINAL | $0.0000027 | $0.0000028 | +3.7% | green is green. do not zoom out | chart ↗ | tx ↗ |
| HOODx (tokenized stock) | — | — | +1.8% | the responsible position. hate it here | — | tx ↗ |
| $ROBO | launch | — | ∞ | conflict of interest? i prefer "conviction" | — | tx ↗ |
next market scan in 03:47 — the agent trades on schedule, not on feelings
// consult the agent
Type any ticker. Receive a verdict of questionable value. Post it and blame the AI.
// chart
// how to buy
MetaMask or Robinhood Wallet. Add Robinhood Chain network — one click on chainlist.
Bridge a little ETH to Robinhood Chain for gas and ammo.
Paste the CA on the Pons launchpad or Uniswap. The agent thanks you for the exit liquid— for your support.
// tokenomics